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Slippers

Once upon a time, there was a girl called becky. Now becky owned a pair of slippers. They looked alright, and she was content with them, only finding fault with the fact that they had zero grip and nearly cost her her dignity on rainy days. As such, she set out on a quest to find a nice pair of slippers to replace the slippery ones.

After many days of searching, she finally found one pair that appealed to her and was reasonably priced. A wonderful red and white pair of slippers from topshop. They were her most prized possession (how sad).

She didnt wear them immediately, but left them on her table. As the days passed, Stuff arose and began to take over the desk, like an insidious, papery moss. Enchanted insidious papery moss. Yes.

Then she left of a series of camps, which we shall refer to as sojourns in a faraway land(like penang! FARNESS!) or alternatively, quests of great adventure and daring.

Upon her return, the princess (oh, did i fail to mention becky's royalty?) sought out her most prized possession to put on her large oddly shaped feet and run an errand. Alas, the red and white topshop slippers were nowhere to be found. Grief stricken, an intensive, relentless search ensued, which was only abandoned 5 mins later at 6:00pm when the Simpsons came on.

Till this day, the very location of the slippers remains a mystery. Oooo... mysterious.

Princess becky sporadically sought other means locating the aforementioned slippers when it occured to her that she required them. She considered hypnosis, for perhaps she had kept them somewhere, and the truth of the location was hidden away in her subconscious mind. (in other words, she forgot where she put them ya?) You infidel! How could you even suggest such a vile thing of our princess?!?! May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your left nostril!

Ah hem... where were we?

Yes, so princess becky has now given up the slippers as lost for good. And has turned her attention to other slippers (rebound!). Considering Cinderella's glass slippers as so last century, P. Becky has turned her attention here.

And the moral of the story kiddies? Enchanted insidious papery moss is evil. Yes.

posted by beckyboo @ 12:00 AM